MURK SMELLY 2028

PREPARING
FOR LIFTOFF.

Strapping in the candidate…
ONE SMALL LOAD FOR MANKIND.
MURK
SMELLY2028

A VERYLONGSHOT.

Big helmet. Long face.
Astronomical ambitions.

Bubble Helmet Murk: a bald, blank-faced astronaut parody in a navy suit and red tie against a cyan sky
MURK FORPRESIDENT20 28
CAMPAIGN STATUS: OUT THEREScroll for questionable leadership
MAKE AMERICA SPACEY AGAINA VERY LONG SHOTMAKE AMERICA SPACEY AGAIN

HE WENT
TO SPACE.
WE GET IT.

Some candidates have a vision.
Murk has a visor.

Meet the entirely unofficial, wildly overinflated alter ego of Mark Kelly. All the astronaut energy. None of the media training. A face so long, it has its own congressional district.

The helmet stays on.
The bar stays low.

Bubble Helmet Murk stuck in the doorway of a cartoon White House
READY FOR THE OVAL OFFICE.STILL FIGURING OUT THE OVAL HELMET.
THE CAMPAIGN
HAS THE FLOOR.

WORDS FROM
THE EMPTY HELMET.

“I believe in a brighter future.
That might just be the visor glare.”

Fictional words from a fictional candidate. Obviously.

FOR THE PEOPLE.
AND THEIR PROFILE PICS.

Take the face. Spread the space case.
The campaign kit is ready for takeoff.